SimuCon 2003

"This one time...at SimuCon..."

Some great pics for SimuCon 2k3 can be found at http://keri.medei.com/gallery!  Alixi took some awesome pics this year, and you can check them all out there.

Another year for SimuCon.  This year, we held SimuCon from June 5-8, 2003 at the Sheraton Westport Lakeside Chalet in St. Louis, MO.  

The festivities, however, started on June 4th, that Wednesday night.  And it was the only night of the Con that was quote-free...meaning I gave everyone the night off from being quoted.

The fun started right at 12:01am on June 5th <WEG>.

Last year's disclaimer remains...What happens at Con stays at Con.  However, this page, and any page on this website relating to any Simutronics-related convention, will be considered "In Con", and therefore subject to the same potential debauchery that you would see at Con.  Expect language, insinuations, innuendo, and other various off-color subject matter.  If you don't want to read it, then don't.  'Nuff said?  Good. 

Basically, I'm too lazy to take quotes and pics at the same time, so I decided that it'd be more fun for me to do the quotes, and more fun for you guys to do the pics!  So if you have pics that you want to share with everyone, just let me know and I'll post a link on this page to your pics!  

So, that being said....

To the QUOTES!

Seriously, though...all these quotes are in good fun.  However, if you see something that you don't want up, let me know and I'll take it down.

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SimuCon 2k3 Quotes!

Players:

Alixi Asineth Boomsplat Brakian Celtic Ciston
Delyorik  Dremerie Alena Eldreth Elonka Gnafelot
Haylei Heuward Ilvane Jael Jassraina Jaysunn
Jennifer Plumley Jessta Kendy Krakii Lurch Lylonna
Metadi Mikare Morgatha Naamit Nancy (server at the Trainwrech Saloon) Nediva
Nindy (by Bubba) Quavvy Phenomenon Prestius Remi Sapphyne
Serendepity Shadowkatt Shiril Shiva Shylore Sloop
Thuunk Tilarium Yarx Ylena Xeldria  
           
The Unknowns          

Couples:

Asineth & Brakian Barachado & Mikare Boomsplat & Xulia Delyorik & Brakian Lylonnaa & Magger Magger & Alixi
Nediva & Brakian Remi & Delyorik Shiril & Delyorik Willowlea & Tamral Xeldria & GM Karec  

GMs and Other Staff:

Bubba David The David Whatley Keynote Game! GM Alyias GM Brauden
GM Claw GM Elbrion GM Eve (MO) GM Faradeh GM Hunterleigh
GM Illusion GM Llearyn GM Kabosh GM Karec GM Kitrina
GM Lothwyn GM Mahegh GM Siani GM Silvaran GM Smite
GM Stealth GM Tigermist GM Tolli GM Voraviel GM Warden

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Classic Memories

Want to submit a memory you have?  Send it to Delyorik.

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The Top Ten List of Things Never to Say at SimuCon

By the way:  I'm also taking submittals for a new addition to the Book...the Top Ten List of Things NEVER To Say At SimuCon!  So send 'em HERE.

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2.    Who's Eldreth? (Thanks, Robini!)

1.    Sure...why not?

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The Top Ten Ways to Spot a Simucon attendee on Sunday Night:
posted on the SimuCon boards by MO GM Silvie!

THE TOP TEN LIST · on 6/10/2003 2:50:57 PM

For those of you who suggested and inspired, many thanks.

For those of you who heard it already, oh well.

The Top Ten Ways to Spot a Simucon attendee on Sunday Night:

Number 10: Has vast collection of partially empty fifths, half-gallons and gallons donated by people leaving on airplanes.

Number 9: Has been hugged by Elonka at least three times in the past 24 hours.

Number 8: Wearing badge holder and strap covered with buttons and paraphenalia.

Number 7: After deleting spam, has 3 digits of unread mail.

Alternate Number 7 for Gemstoners: Mentions reallocation at least 3 times per hour (while awake and asleep.)

Number 6: Has at least one dozen names to add to Buddy List.

Number 5: Hungover.

Number 4: Has not slept since Thursday.

Number 3: Returns to room at least once per hour to refill beverage container.

Number 2: Laryngitis.

And the number one way to spot a Simucon attendee on Sunday night <drum roll>:

Is still drinking!

I miss you all!
Silvie 
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The David Whatley Keynote Game

 

When David Says:

Drink ONCE!!!

When David Says:

If Allen/Celtic interjects - drink ONCE!

If Allen/Celtic stands up - drink TWICE!

If Allen/Celtic actually gets the microphone - CHUG!

Bonus Points:

When a staff member's name is mentioned, raise a toast and shout their name!

If David produces a small animal on stage, scream "NOOOOOOO!" and finish your drink.

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Eldreth's Infamous Death Rum!!!

Ello all,

 Well, now that I've had some time to rest and recover some, tis time for my annual after Simucon post. I suppose I should start out with the much asked question, the recipe for Death-Rum that I used this year.

 Bubbling Eldreth Death-Rum

 Everclear . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .( 190 proof)
 Bacardi 151 Rum . . . . . . . . . . . . . .( 151 proof)
 Southern Comfort 100 . . . . . . . . . .( 100 proof)
 Absolut Vodka 100 . . . . . . . . . . . . ( 100 proof)
 99 Apples - Apple Schnapps . . . . . .( 99 proof)
 99 Bananas - Banana Schnapps . . . ( 99 proof)
 Tanqueray Dry Gin . . . . . . . . . . . .( 94.6 proof)
 Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps . . ( 87 proof)
 Tequila . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ( 80 proof)
 Midori . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ( 42 proof)

 Total average proof . . . . . . . . . . 104.26 proof

 There you have it folks, that is everything I used to mix up my Death-Rum this year. It is equal parts of everything on that list, so I find it easiest to just buy a fifth of each and mix it all together. This mixes up a batch of 2 gallons. I've been tweaking this recipe for the past 3 year, and I am finally happy with what I have. Since most everyone that tried it this year seems to agree, I will no longer change the recipe again. There is only one thing that I have left flexible, that being the type of whiskey I use.

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Links to SimuCon 2k3 Pics

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The Plat Bunny Caper

This year, Prime stole the Plat Bunny (pic HERE) and held it for ransom.  Herein are the original texts of both the ransom note and the reply.  Kudos to Taru (click HERE for Taru's Imagestation site containing the original ransom note and more PICS!!!) for the original ransom text, and Carli for the reply (they were the ones that posted them on the boards).  Without further adieu...The Plat Bunny Caper!

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To the Infidel dogs of Gemstone Platinum!
Long have you oppressed the faithful followers of Gemstone Prime with your arrogant elitist snobbery and rhetoric and heresy.
We have your bunny! Your nearsighted and feeble leader is incapable and incompetent. He has led you astray from the truth of Koar.
We, the Prime Union of Self Serving Individualist Emancipation Societ&#7871;, or P.U.S.S.I.E.S. if you will, demand the satisfaction of our conditions.
You capitalist dogs are already committing suicide upon the martini glasses of the local bar! Such disgraceful ways will not be tolerated and is blasphemous before the eyes of Koar.
To retrieve the bunny back in one piece, you must meet ALL of our demands listed below by 6:00pm on Saturday.

We demand the following?.
1.A large bottle of premium tequila, for the juice of agave cactus is the one true way! Koar be praised!
2.You must publicly apologize for your heresy and capitalist excesses on Radio Free Simu. Your broadcast will be monitored and the tequila MUST be visible. for your blasphemy cannot stand before the truth of Koar! You must also broadcast this letter aloud in it?s entirety. Koar be praised!

Should you prove yourself capable to meet these demands, further instructions will follow!

KOAR BE PRAISED!

Signed, the PUSSIES! 
(compiments of Taru, who posted it on the boards)

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TO THE UNWASHED MASSES THAT ARE BUT A FRINGE ELEMENT OF PRIME, aka THE P.U.S.S.I.E.S.

Never has anyone been oppressed! We have graciously embraced the enlightened few who have seen The Way and converted.

We have it on good authority that our Leader's virility is unquestioned, as is that of all our P.L.A.T. males. These baseless accusations stem from your jealousy of our ability to purchase the finer things in life while you swill cheap beer.

In response to your demands, WE WILL NOT NEGOTIATE with the misguided individuals who give a bad name to the upstanding citizens of Prime. So as a demonstration, the ransom that was demanded will be paid to any individuals who turn over the lunatic extremists, with a bonus to be paid for the safe return of the Bunny. As proof of out strong stance, anyone caught harboring Pussies will be flogged.

For those who think we are callous, please understand that the Bunny knew the risks and accepted them. If the Bunny fails to be returned home safe, he will be honored and missed.

Khaladon, Beloved Leader

Peoples Liberation Agains Terrorism, or P.L.A.T.
*writing credits to Milanthis, Zary, and Carli (GS3 Plat)
(compliments of Carli, who posted it on the boards)

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Dely's Pics

Below are links to the few pics that I actually took this year.  Enjoy!