"I love your blue ball." - to Phenomenon.
"Don't castrate me again this year."
"I'm trying to see how long I'll last."
"I know it's today, but don't remind me."
"I've never been incredibly coherent anyway."
"I'm a dumbass."
"I get what people give me."
"Okay. Now smack his ass."
"Oh, I would do it with other people on stage."
"I've been doing it for the GMs for the last year."
GM Elbrion and Delyorik:
Elbrion - "Dely, how many lesbians have you kissed tonight? Phil doesn't count."
Dely - "Does Boom?"
"I'm gonna have to grab some pipe later."
"I don't see how I can break that record without getting arrested."
"I need it! Give it to me!"
"Everyone is going to think you are going to bed with me." - to GM Elbrion.
"I've seen it all."
"Come on...I just want to LOOK at it."
"I'm drowning in boobs!"
"That's for giving me his butt to smoke." - after giving cash to GM Elbrion for a cigarette
"Are you getting a picture of me giving her head?" - Sarah, Despil's wife, giving Llearyn a head massage.
"The F word and the C word...Favoritism and Consistency."
"Eric, where do you want it?"
"Work it hard the first couple nights."
"Can I steal your cream?"
"I'm not drunk enough for this."
"I almost choked on my sausage."
"Boy, those are a lot of letters." - to Jassrainna while reading her name badge.
"You guys were railing me in stereo."
"Remi, would you mind if I got between your legs for a minute?"
"As long as you don't rub it back on my face."
"That's nothing next to the nuts on my face."
"I'll show you my monster if you get me some ice cream."
"Mike...really...I hope that black stuff there is your sporran."
"We're gonna go clean our monsters!"
"I'm a screamer."
"We'll find a new use for your toy."
"I'm not going to be able to do that...I can't get my head down there."
"What happened? I didn't feel it."
"I like them tight."
"It's not sharp enough to penetrate."
"I think the moral is that there's a toothmark."
"He's gotten me in there so many times it doesn't matter any more."
"It feels really good. Come here and pet it."
"Prestius P'd on my nipple and, ooh, I'm moist now."
"I go down so easy."
"I don't wear anything to sleep unless it's my thong."
"Those are nice jugs."