"Bubba! Will you have my baby?" - very hick-like.
"We've slept together many times."
"As much as I like you, I'd really like you to remove my foot from your ass." - to GM Hunterleigh.
"You'll have to ogle my wares later."
"You just get head in the most unusual places."
"Don't quote me on anything."
"She's really bubbly...I just want to spank her!" - about the karaoke DJ
"He's fondling my breastisi, and I like it." - about GM Elbrion
"If you were straight, I would so do you."
"I'm letting my feminine side touch me right now."
"I'm getting to the meat and the potatoes."
"If that was purple, and had a big giant pink feather, it'd be a perfect hat."
"...I didn't get tweaked at all."
"Jeff, I have to show you something I haven't shown you this weekend."
"I gotta be able to give as good as I get, so..."
"Why does it keep getting longer?"
"I wanted to jump on your face...or something."
"Gravity is no longer my friend."
"Yet? No. Will? Yes." - when anyone asks me if I've got a quote yet for them.
"You guys are too easy."
"I've gotta find my ticket so I can find out what small thing they've got over there for me."
"I get shown stuff, too...which is really cool."
"Long, hot, and salty."
"I can't not come now."
"I've fished around in Greg's box."
"And that's just three fingers."
"Actually, I get it both ways."
"She's getting me all wet."
"It's not hard...second bed to the right."
"It sucks that it's not spiked, but it still tastes good."
"That's all I've been drinking, when I wasn't...you know...drinking."
"I've gotta go to the lobby...I need something to munch."
"Blah, blah, blah."
"I don't even need to work this anymore. Someone just reaches down and pulls it out of my pocket."
"My lips are raw."
"At least you're wearing pants."
"He has a wonderful talent...you'll really enjoy him."
"They keep the pickles in their pants."
"Pickles give you pucker power."
"Bradach has a pickle fetish!"
"Do not ride the green polka-dotted elevator."
"Gotta pull out, straighten it out, and throw it back in."
"Want some death rum?"
"It's a pineapple oral sex thing."
"We use 'em up until we're done, then we thrown 'em away and move on to the next."
"You're supposed to lick around!"
"You could give me something bigger!"
"Did she fix your jones for you?"
"I thought it was bush."
"I can hold a drink there, but this one's a little big."
"My feminine side's lesbian...I'm right there with you."
"I'm either going to get hers working, or find someone who can."
"Does it do tricks?"
"By the time I get through everyone...."
"If it hurts, don't do it. If it feels good, let nothing stand between you and the experience."
"You know, I just got that taste out of my mouth."
"You can't touch it because it's tender."
"I have to get back in there."
"I just want to show them my area...you can even go in, if you want to."
"And then I found myself on my knees, and this person was saying "Do me."
"It's swollen."
"Warm skin is warm skin.
"That's why females are more prone to knee injuries."
"My tongue hurts."
"I didn't tell you to drop it. I told you I wanted to see it."
"They've still got it up?"
"I've slept with everyone at the con but you!"
"I've had worse things thrown at me."
"Sit between my thighs...I'll do you right." - to Melissa
"I like this...I'm covered in men!"
"I've been salivating over her since '98."
"I got your Great Lord right here."
"I don't know how much longer I can walk around this hotel in only my shorts."
"I hate it when I have boobs on my back."
"Jesus, she's going to wear out her "writing" hand."
"Stop poking my mouth."
"I tried to get you to help me with the clean one."
"Do you have something to put in my box?"
"My box is full now."
"I hope I die well hung."
"Come on, dammit...just slip it in!"
"I think Gary is almost better than Jeff at this, 'cause he gets just the right spot."
"I'm not sitting in your lap again...I got soaked last year."
"We have to do it now...I'm in the mood."
"I have two big balls, and I'm proud of it."
"I'm here to make Celtic very, very happy."
"They're plastic wrapped for your protection."
"Pubic hair is very easy to pluck."
"Oh, I had this dream about this guy...oh wait, that wasn't a dream."
"It's not doing it for me anymore."
Nancy (server at the Trainwreck Saloon):
"I'm just going to start at this end of the table and work my way around."
"I touched, I squeezed, and it was okay."
"Can I hump his head and take a picture?"
"$300 for registration...$300 for a hotel room...$500 for beer. Nindy drinking a glass of milk...priceless."
"Here at Quavvy's, we practice watersports."
"It was not going to go back up, and I am very sad about that."
"I don't even have the strength to keep it up anymore."
"I ended up between her legs, so it was scary."
"Let's see how long I last tonight."
"You have really soft legs." - to Armaxis/Phyllis.
"I don't want to force it."
"I have a torn blue ball."
"I am a big pulsating thing."
"I do computer work for her & her husband - in bed."
"I had it in so many places."
"It definitely wouldn't fit."
"I just put my hand in my pocket, and there it goes."
"No! Stop! Quit! Don't lick me like that!"
"Oh, baby...suck my ring!"
"He already tried once, but I felt it go in."
"I'm gonna go see if they'll airbrush eyeballs on my boobs."
"Just keep playing with it!"
"Ithought it was a yellow cup!"
"Play with me more!"
"Do the finger thing. Finger me."
"Okay, give me more."
"Do you want me to hold that for you so you don't have to carry that around?"
"You don't want that in your mouth." - to Phenomenon.
"If you'd stop putting your finger in it, it won't get bigger."
"Remi's like that...she pulls stuff out of everywhere."
"I have bruises on my knees."
"I can't think of a better place to be face down at."
"You have to have a little head."
"Suck it all at once, baby!"
"Poor Nindy, I was riding him so hard!"
"Are you sober?" - Shylore to Prestius
"Thou shalt not suck."
"Poor Bubba...poor Bubba...poor Bubba."
"It is a magic monkey! It satisfies all his needs!" - talking about Grandsome's monkey
"They didn't want you to miss your flight, so Mike stuck his ass in your face."
"Suck it!"
"It helps when you have someone to play with."
"I won't be able to sing if I eat that." (Update!!! This was Lorien!!!)
"Everything was okay once I got my head unstuck."
"Bubba's got a willing butt." - SimuRadio broadcasters, looking for help
"Anyone have some sheep? I have wood."
"Both of you take a big mouthful and describe what you get."
"When you get done with him, would you mind doing mine? - some lady in the hotel bar.
"Oh it was right where I was just looking for it, I just couldn't feel it."
Asineth - "Do you want me to confess my sins?"
Brakian - "No."
Asineth - "Do you want me to re-enact them?"
Mikare - "You don't want to do it?"
Barachado - "Not right now."
Boomsplat - "He doesn't like the common tongue."
Xulia - "What tongue does he like?"
Dely - "I gotta see a couple friends of mine. They're both pregnant."
Brakian - "..."
Dely - "No."
Lylonna - "I like bald heads."
Magger - "I've got two of 'em!"
Magger - "Who's rubbing me?"
Alixi - "I'm giving you head...shut up and enjoy it!"
Nediva - "Take my picture."
Brakian - "Take off your clothes."
Remi - "Eat some cookies."
Dely - "Change your name to cookies."
Delyorik - "Go ahead, put it in his mouth."
Shiril - "I'm trying!"
Willowlea - "I can't get it out!"
Tamral - "It's hard, isn't it?"
Xeldria - "Do you have a monster?"
GM Karec - "Yes, I do!"