Bubba

THE SimuCon MC!!!

Bubba, our illustrious MC for all of SimuCon, had some really, really interesting things to say this year.  I don't know who got all of these quotes from him, but they passed them on to me and wanted them saved for posterity.  That being said, here's Bubba!

Bubba:

"Wow, that was a mess..."

"It's not a bomb, not an explosive, it should go well in an overhead compartment...or someone's head..."

"It's just a really big letter opener...for really important letters."

"I'm looking down there, and I'm not seeing what I expected to see."

"And it comes with a thing you stick it in."

"If you've got a talent that you can perform in 5 minutes or less...meet me over here in the corner."

"I hate to say it, but I have to ask where he's gonna swipe the card."

"Solomon just can't get it in."

"This is really big...you guys are really gonna like this."

"Crap. I have banana and peanuts all over my damn feet."   (Submitted by Bubba himself!!!  ROFL)

And the quote during Saturday night's dinner that apparently got everyone extremely excited...

"I'm having trouble sticking it in!"

See ya next year!

~Dely