SimuCon 2k1

SimuCon 2002 Pics and Quotes!!!

Alright...here's the disclaimer: What happens at Con stays at Con. However, this page, and any page on this website relating to any Simutronics-related convention, will be considere "In Con", and therefore subject to the same potential debauchery that you would see at Con. Expect language, insinuations, innuendo, and other various off-color subject matter. If you don't want to read it, then don't. If you don't want to see the pics...by all means, don't..just click HERE instead. 'Nuff said? Good.

Seriously, though...all these pics and quotes are in good fun and taste. However, if you see something that you don't want up, let me know and I'll take it down (the quotes are likely staying, though...heh).

This year's SimuCon was a total blast! Especially with all the photo ops I had when I took my 42 hour "staying awake" stint from Friday 1:30pm to Sunday 7:30am. And the quotes...gods, the quotes!

So, right here, you'll find pics and quotes that commemorate MY memories of SimuCon 2k2. If you want to submit pics or quotes to be added, then click here.

Click HERE for the Piano Dwarf song! And click HERE for Dunryc's SimuCon 2002 Limerick! For the recipe for 2002's Death Rum, click HERE!

Regarding this year's ID checks, read THIS!

Wanna recipe for another drink? Click HERE!

GM Eve [MO] (Submitted by Wadsworth): "I hate it when I run out of cigarettes and have to search out butts from the floor." (Pic of various dancers, again, to the tune, "Shout." GM Eve from MO was there, on the left).

GM Warden [GS] (Submitted by Celeri): "Complete sentences are overrated." (Pic of GM Warden [GS]).

Giantphang [GS] (Submitted by Jael): "Now where did I put that claidhmore...?" (Pic of Mnute, Remi, Celtar, & Giantphang...Lifting the Kilt)

Heathyranne (GS): "I'm picky about how they hang. I like them to hang long and big." (Pic of Lurch [GS], Remi [MO], Celtar [GS], Ylena [GS], & Giantphang [GS] at GS Radio).

Carli & Annabelle (GS Plat): "We're not lesbians...we just love each other!" (Pic of Carli & Annabelle).

Balouga/Prestius (GS): "Don't touch me!" (Pic of Prestius dressed as Balouga).

Annabelle (GS Plat): "Good thing about this is...I'm not drunk yet." (Pic of Ranec [GS Plat], Quavvy, and Sootic [GS Plat]).

Carli (GS Plat): "Don't make me laugh...I'm holding a drink!" (Pic of the Circle of Death Plat folks up in 528...go Llearyn!).

The Saturday night pub crew: "No talkie, more drinkie!" (Pic of Barbara...our favorite cocktailer from SimuCon 2001, who stopped in to see us all! Yay Barbara!).

Boomsplat (GS): "Death Rum Bad!" (Pic of some as yet unknown person who probably had a bit too much Death Rum beforehand...go Eldreth!).

Delyorik (GS): "Beautiful position!" (Pic of Dunryc [GS] and Remi [MO]).

Melodeigh (GS Plat): "My teeth are buzzing." (Pic of Dunryc [GS] and Remi [MO]).

Various People: "Holy crap, he's writing again!" (Pic of GM Marisol - GS and GS Plat).

Melodeigh (GS): "It's gonna be the biggest thing...!" (Pic of GM Kabosh [GS]).

GM Khaladon & company (GS Plat): "We're raffling off 30 minutes of GM Hunterleigh's time!" (Pic of GM Khaladon).

Carli (GS Plat): "My roommate had Celtar in bed...they were just snuggling. Nothing really big happened." (Pic of Celtar [GS]).

Annabella (GS Plat): "I'm wearing your badge on my butt!" (Pic of GM Silvaran [GS] and Mikare [GS]).

Melodeigh (GS): "We're turning Dely into a GM...he's QCing his own quotes!" (Pic of GM Silvaran [GS] and Mikare [GS]).

Serendepity (GS): "What? Do I look mobile to YOU?" (Pic of Thenjhar, Melodeigh, and Serendepity [GS, GS Plat, and GS]).

Serendepity (GS): "Quote nothing I say between now and tomorrow." (Pic of Serendepity [GS]).

Annabella (GS Plat): "I THINK I'm sober!" (Pic of GM Silvaran [GS] and Daelynn [GS]).

Shiril (GS) to Psionix (GS): "Keep that out of my mouth!" (Pic of Psionix).

Ylena (GS) to Quavvy (GS): "I've played the flute since I was ten...I could EARN those beads!" (Pic of Quavvy, Lurch, Mnute, and Ylena)

Group of GS/DR people in the hotel lobby @ 6am Sunday: 'They have unsheathed their weapons, and now they're unprotected." (Pic of Mnute [GS]).

Xeldria (GS): "F***ing annoying!" (Pic of Xeldria).

Caden (GS Plat): "Bring me 2 expensive 12 year olds from the bar!" (Pic of Sootic from GS Plat).

Carli (GS Plat): "I just about said something, but I was afraid he was going to write it down." (Pic of Porcell & Mikare from GS).

GM Elbrion (GS) thanks to Nephrenia (GS): "I just spent most of the night on my knees." (Pic of Quavvy on his knees and suited up).

**Okay, so Elbrion was telling stories about fireballing people. He modified his fireballs so that it looked like he was lighting a match and setting a session of passing gas on fire! Hilarious! Well, people were telling him to be careful because he could set hair on fire. Needless to say, he made a comment that "[he doesn't] have any hair on [his] ass!" Heuward looks over and says, "Not anymore, you don't!"

Heathyranne (GS): "Did you send me naked men?" (Pic of Heathyranne [GS] and GM Silvaran [GS]).

Heathyranne (GS): "I just go look at everything Ardwen has and fondle it for a while before he sells it." (Pic of Lurch, Ylena, and Darcena from GS).

Jesh (GS Plat): "I'm hung over. Take my picture when I'm f***ed up." (Pic of Dunryc & Kelly, Quavvy's cuter half).

Shiva (MO): "That's just the girl with the flashing tongue ring!" (Pic of various late night Saturday dancers at GM Stealth's All-Night Dance Groove Par-Tay).

Melodeigh (GS): "Put whipped cream on me and lick it off!" (Pic of Thenjhar [GS Plat] and Melodeigh [GS]).

Annabella (GS Plat): "It's BOOBS! Men don't care!" (Pic of Annabella [GS Plat] and Delyorik [GS]).

Melodeigh (GS): "We were supposed to ROLEPLAY we had sex..." (Pic of Melodeigh [GS]).

Annabella (GS Plat): "I only had one shot of Jack Daniels that got her messed up." (Pic of Annabella [GS Plat]).

Anonymous: "Can rangers have a special relationship with their animal companions?" "What you do behind closed doors with your companion is your own business." (Pic of Gnafelot - GS)

Gazeroth (unknown game), expounding on the importance of tipping female bartenders up in Helga's...sent by Nephrenia (GS): "A nipple in hand is worth a dollar in the cleavage." (Pic of Mnute [GS], Remi [MO], and Celtar [GS]).

Giantphang (GS), sent by Nephrenia (GS): "Nothing like a plump weenie in the morning." (Pic of Quavvy [GS], Celtar [GS], Lurch [GS], GM Silvaran [GS...back right], and Ylena [GS...watch the left hand]).

Armaxis (GS) & GM Taelrand (GS), sent by Nephrenia (GS): Armaxis: "I can play my own instrument."/GM Taelrand: "That's good, because you're sure not getting any help from me!" (Pic of GM Taelrand [GS]).

Heathyranne (GS): "I can't get it up!" (Pic of GM Tigermist [GS], Dunryc [GS...the one HOLDING Tigermist], and Gnafelot [GS]).

Heuward (GS) & Heathyranne (GS): Heuward: "I thought you liked it when people rubbed you."/Heathyranne: "Not when they rub me WRONG!" (Pic of Heuward [GS]).

GM Elbrion (GS): "Sorry I took so long...I got waylaid at the bar." (Pic of Daelynn, GM Brauden, GM Marisol [all GS], and Elonka [Simu]).

Delyorik (GS) & Jesh (GS Plat): Delyorik: "Jesh!"/Jesh:"I didn't do it." (Pic of Jesh [GS Plat]).

Shylore (GS): "It's too long! <pause> It tastes good!" (Pic of Giantphang [GS]...sans codpiece).

Jennifer - the cocktailing bar wench: "It's the same! Same size, same color, same EVERYTHING!" (Pic of Jennifer)

Jennifer - the cocktailing bar wench: "You haven't seen MY stuff....MY secret!" (Pic of Prestius [GS] and his pet rolton).

Melodeigh (GS): "Careful...I don't want to hurt you." (Pic of Melodeigh [GS] post-deathrum).

Melodeigh (GS): "My lap's been overused...no guys have sat on it." (Pic of GM Stealth [GS] and Nephrenia [GS Prime & Plat]).

Melodeigh (GS): "This is like a video game I have...where you have to adjust the angle and the power, then shoot..." (Pic of a gathering of folks at the GS Radio live webcast).

Armaxis (GS), sent by Azineth: "You busted my melodic cherry." (Pic of Darcena [GS], Remi [MO], and Mimi [MO] at GS Radio, posing for the webcam).

Heathyranne to GM Elbrion (both GS): "Your kiss made me all wet." (Pic of various dancers, including Heathyr in red, at GM Stealth's all night dance).

Asineth (according to Heathyranne, that is...) (GS): "How do you think I feel? I just spent 3 hours on Armaxis' face!" (Pic of Daelynn, GM Silvaran, and Heathyranne).

Shylore (GS): "Did I win anything while I was tied up in there?" (Pic of Celtar and Remi).

Barachado (GS): "She's got a thingy on her thingy." (Pic of Barachado).

Armaxis (GS): "I'm a naughty girl. I'm a naughty girl." - (Pic of Armaxis and Azineth)

Celeri (GS): "I get around." (Pic of various dancers including Celeri...black shirt, tan khakis).

Heathyranne, the anonymous female drinker at Dave & Busters', post-SimuCon (credit to Brakian): "I ordered it just to have something to suck on." (Pic of GM Marisol [GS]).

GM Tigermist [GS] (Submitted by Tigermist): "You are all Soooooo DEAD!" (Pic of GM Tigermist, post dunking, surveying her attackers).

GM Silvaran (GS): "You are SO going to die for this." (Pic of GM Silvaran himself).

Various people: "Aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi!!!" (Pic of Dunryc [GS] and Ashemu [GS]).

Ashemu [GS] (Submitted by Heathyranne): "Compared to Prestius in drag, Armaxis was Cindy Crawford." (Pic of Ashemu [GS]).

Boomsplat [GS] (Submitted by Jael): "Boom drink death rum go boom git black eye." (Pic of Boomsplat [GS]). Of course, Boomsplat swears he "didn't see the door." Heh, right.

Llearyn [GS]: "Melissa has a few things to say. Would you like to come speak into my mike?--Solomon" (Pic of GMs Khaladon, Llearyn, & Silvaran [all GS]).

Delyorik [GS] (Submitted by Annabelle): "Don't make me quote you." (Pic of Delyorik [GS]).

Some listener on the GS Radio show (Submitted by Brakian): "Who is that hot Oriental chick?" (Pic of Nephrenia & Giantphang [GS]).

Quavvy & Lurch [GS]: "God, I'm glad nobody got this on film." (Pic of Quavvy & Lurch getting a little closer). **REMOVED BY REQUEST**

Dunryc [GS] (Submitted by Dunryc): "I'd like to be the meat in that sandwich!!!!" (Pic of Darcena, Remi, & Mimi model for the GS Radio viewers).

GMs Mitra and Brauden (both GS), no quote yet .

GM Mitra and Delyorik (both GS), no quote yet .

Two manly men, Dunryc and GM Silvaran (both GS), no quote yet .

Dancers to the tune, "Shout", at GM Stealth's dance....no quote yet .

Bloodsnake [GS]...no quote yet .

Bulrabye [GS]...no quote yet .

Darcena [GS]...no quote yet .

Delyorik [GS] and GM Eve [MO]...no quote yet .

Delyorik & Shiril [both GS]...no quote yet .

Eldreth [GS]..no quote yet .

Damangherik [GS]...no quote yet .

Alejandro [GS]...no quote yet .

Mimi [MO] singing a Fiona Apple song...no quote yet .

Mnute & Marisol @ GSRadio [GS]...no quote yet .

Sanquinius, Xeldria, & Bakwash...no quote yet .

Shylore [GS]...no quote yet .

Shylore & Mikare [both GS]...no quote yet .

Shylore & Mikare again...no quote yet .

GM Tigermist, wearing beads likely from GM Kabosh...no quote yet .

GM Smite (GS): (No quote yet).

Piano Dwarf (tune of "Piano Man"):
It's 2am on a Saturday,
The SimuCon crowd shuffles in.
There's an empath sitting next to me
making love to her chocolate a'gin.

She says, "Dwarf, can you play me a melody?
I'm too drunk to know how it goes.
It's an old drinking song, and the words are all wrong,
and I'll sing 'til I puke on my toes."

La la la, dee dee dah.
La la, dee dee dah, dah dah.

*Chorus*
Sing us a song, you're the piano dwarf.
Sing us the same song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for another drink,
and you've got us screaming all night.

Now, Helga at the bar is a friend of mine.
She gets me my drinks for free.
And she's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke,
but there's someplace that she'd rather be.

She says, "Dwarf, I believe this is killing me."
as the smile ran away from her face.
"Well, I'm sure I could be a sorceress,
They need some in Icemule Trace!"

La la la, dee dee dah.
La la, dee dee dah, dah dah.

*Chorus*

Now, Lurch is a real man's warrior
who never had time for a wife.
And he's talkin' with Quavvy, who's still feelin' sparky,
and probably will be for life.

And Ciston is practicing politics,
as Zendy slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Demon Rum,
but it's better than drinking alone.

*Chorus*

It's a pretty drunk crowd for a SimuCon,
and Llearyn gives me a smile.
'Cause she knows that it's me they've been coming to see,
to forget about breakage for a while.

And the piano, it sounds like a stuck rolton,
and the "P" smells just like a beer.
And they sit really far, and throw silvers at my jar,
and say, "Dwarf, what're you doin' here!?"

La la la, dee dee dah.
La la, dee dee dah, dah dah.

*Chorus*

Dunryc's SimuCon 2002 Limerick

In June, the year two-oh-oh-two
We gathered again in St Lou
A year since the last
How these months do rush past
Time to party again, me and you.

Lady Lissa, the first in my sight
At the airport, right after my flight
A Simucon virgin
She needed some urging
Glad she came now, I think Id be right.

The Hilton again bade us here
The attendees came from far and near
As the grog starts to flow
And we all say hello
Welcome friends, let me buy you a beer.

Tigermist sat in the tank
And the heavens again I did thank
That bikini of green
Again made the scene
Number one in my thoughts it does rank.

I soon met the bundle of blonde
And of her I became very fond
One phrase I did hear
Suits you Remi, my dear
We are Modus, MO People, MO Fun!

We were graced with some belles from the south
Mikare, Shylore, Volfe in the house!
Oh so cute are these misss
Ill douse them with kisses
On the cheek, on the nose, on the mouth.

The LA gang continued tradition
Of partying hard with ambition
Ashemu my mate
You really are great
Ylena a new LA addition.

Prestius had a new role
Balouga had taken his soul
With the makeup and hair
And a midriff all bare
Water punishment death he did dole.

The insults came out fast and such
But the outfit was really too much
My mind is now marred
With a permanent scar
Even Tigermist cringed from his touch.

In the end though the raffle was drawn
And although Id felt Balougas scorn
The blade I did win
And accept with a grin
Hope Boom and Bakwash enjoy their new form!

Tolli and Gespry there too
The P man all part of the crew
Cant wait for the Thrilla
At Cistons lovely villa
Thanks Ken for the Suite and the brew.

Helgas was now the bars name
But was still of notorious fame
Thousand shots in one session
An amazing obsession
Provided by Gsers Plat game.

Players sponsored the other few nights
And led to some interesting sights
Eight in one bed
Was cause for some dread
Sorry all, but the photos are private!

Some things that occurred are unprintable
And I wont mention names just on principle
Suffice it to say
At the end of the day
They ranged from absurd to unthinkable.

Kelly, to see you was grand
Quavvy is one lucky man
Praise the day that you met her
Cause youll never do better
Treat her well Shaun or youll feel my hand.

Shiva, that tongue stud was fine
Neer seen one that blinks all the time
A shame it ran dead
As it sat in your head
Oral colours are very sublime.

The rest of the Modus crowd too
Crystal, Jen, Mark to name just a few
So much fun to hang out
As a group theres no doubt
You guys party as hard as we do!

Kabosh, you are awesome my friend
Thank you so much for bringing the band
And Chris on the Drums
Head like a babes bum
You guys really rock, clap your hands.

Talairi a birthday she had
She got up on stage with the band
Margaritaville song
Had us singing along
To see you makes everyone glad.

Highlight of the night no dispute
You were joined by the violin and flute
Liz and friend were so good
Moondance played as it should
Not to mention the violinist was cute!

GM Stealth was the DJ of choice
Entertained us with music and voice
Made us dance till we dropped
Even then, wouldnt stop
Cheers for Stealth, Cmon all, make some noise

Elonka, a dancer is she
That woman was born to party
Melissa danced a few
Warden, Smite, Brauden too
And Silvaren boogied did he.

Marisol was the hit of the night
Gave the radio crowd much delight
A bold dare she made
And it had to be paid
Bubba thanks, well remember that sight.

Mnute it was started it all
As his shirt to the floor it did fall
Celtar next, then came Lurch
Phang and Silvaren were perched
Whod be next? Cmon, who has the balls?

The guys gave the gals all their best
One by one the blokes all bared their chest
Ladies swooned, oohed and sighed
And then raised their eyes wide
When Giantphang revealed more than the rest.

This year a Con chant was decreed
Started with Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
Then all of the crowd
Respond with a loud
Oi, Oi, Oi, all it seemed, just for me!

Asineth this year was demure
Made me wonder if twas really her
On closer inspection
To answer that question
Twas Armaxis dressed up in her gear.

Simu-Andy the watcher of trees
Did all that he could for to please
For hours he played
To the people that stayed
That alone was worth all of the fees.

Paul your GM name I dont know
Twas Avantos not that long ago
But you and your wife
Gave the party much life
A great couple, you know I think so.

This year Karaoke they had
Run by Tony, his voice is so fab
Phang and Lurch both sang tunes
Laughing soon filled the room
The lyrics of both songs so bad!

A few more of us had a go
For Sandie the song was too slow
She sped up the pace
Her co-singers lost place
Practice up for next year, or say No!

This year brought eye candy galore
Darcena, Ryllina and more
Mimi from MO
And Nephrenia Oh
Jemstra and Celeri Awwwww!!!.

Heathyranne again checked all the kilts
Judged them all for their size, length and tilt
Tell us dear, who was best
After passing your test
The girls all want to know who was built!

Daelynn, you give such fine hugs
Must be someit to do with the jugs
And Micha hugs true
And Amirsin too
All the hugs I got, Im one lucky lug.

Lady Bloodsnake you really look great
After losing all that excess weight
Too bad Plat has your time
As we miss you in Prime
But our loss is their gain Id debate.

MC Solomon, has no peer
And David deserves a loud cheer
The prizes were grand
Thought a bit out of hand
When the POM won the flight for next year.

The dinner showed interesting screens
From the funny, to sick, to obscene
I laughed till it hurt
And my breath was cut short
Please do it again next year (lean).

This year Co-founder Tom became loose
As he finally gave in to the booze
Now he knows what hes missed
By his not getting pissed
Next year Tom youll just have no excuse.

A couple more staffers worth mention
For all their behind scenes attention
Skippy, GM Von
Uska, Elbrion
Last not least, my friend Matt known as Kiffin.

The Hxers there numbered a few
And some of them have mastered Poke-Fu
And Lorien sang
Like an angel again
We are blessed to have one such as you.

Although I dont play Ill still say
That the DR guys are kind of okay
They are harmless at least
Cause you know at the feast
We still outnumbered them, what can I say.

Heuward loaned me his cup
When the ones at the bar were used up
A Margarita from Shy
Made me one happy guy
I owe you a drink, you young pup!

Psionix as usual you
Were flanked by a beauty or two
And Jesh, for a change
Stayed out of my range
Fear not lad, Im over that blue.

A few of my locals joined me
Lord Cntrille and Lady Ecstasy
And it wouldnt be fit
Without Krakiis sharp wit
Only Shallowgraves a match for he.

A few new old friends I did meet
Delyorik and Boomsplat did greet
I say without fear
That theyll be back next year
Tackling Drizzsdt would be a mean feat.

Eldreth takes pride every year
In making the Death Rum appear
And Aeatherion
With his hip flask of some
Fire whiskey will soon bring a tear

Pretty Navlys was at the Con too
Even though in six months she is due
The costume she wore
Gave no clue that she bore
Her own little ranger imbued.

Speaking of Rangers and friends
Barachado avoided dead ends
And Gnafelot thundered
He beat me to one hundred
Well neer be same levels again

A few more Ill mention by name
Tilarium and Neq are the same
Thuunk too and Setzier
Angellisa is sexier
Looking forward to seeing yall in game.

My daughter was not there this year
As the price of the fare was too dear
I missed you Grobi
But I hope that Ill see
You in Texas real soon or up here

Poor Tsoran was all set to go
But poor health had dealt him a blow
In wonderful style
He still managed to smile
And do a great job on the radio show.

For those of you that dont attend
The best advice that I can send
Save your nickels and dimes
Come and have a good time
Have a drink, come and meet some new friends

The wreckage was large as in years past
But the gathers are all such a blast
So much love in the air
As folks let down their hair
Tis a shame the days fly by so fast.

My verse is again getting long
Yet Ive only named some of the throng
As the haze starts to clear
On another great year
I think Ill be moving along.

As usual if your name Ive forgot
Tis because I am one drunken sot
Dont be offended
Twas nothing intended
Please forgive me, Dunryc meant it not.

All that there is left for me
Is to thank everyone I did see
I had such a ball
I love you, one and all
See you at Simucon two-oh-oh-three!!!!

The End
Dunryc - Not a bard!

Bubbling Eldreth's Death Rum

Category SimuCon 2002 (4)
Topic General Discussion (2)
By ELDRETH from PLAY.NET
On Jun 9, 2002 at 03:20
Message Recipe for Bubbling Eldreth Death-Rum (958)

Ello all,

Once again I made it to another Simucon, and naturally I mixed up a batch of my now infamous Death-Rum. As usual, to satisfy the morbidly curious I am going to post the recipe.

Here it is:

Bubbling Eldreth Death-Rum

Everclear . . . . . . . . . . . . .190 proof
Bacardi 151 Rum . . . . . . . . . .151 proof
Wild Turkey Rare Breed Whiskey . . 108.4 proof
Absolute 100 Vodka . . . . . . . . 100 proof
Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps . 100 proof
99 Bananas banana schnapps . . . . .99 proof
Tanqueray Dry Gin . . . . . . . . . 94.6 proof
Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps . . .87 proof
Tequila . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 80 proof
Blue Curacao . . . . . . . . . . . .30 proof

Total Alcohol Content . . . . . . .104 proof

Buy a fifth bottle of each of the listed alcohols and mix them all together in a container that can hold atleast 2 gallons. Drink in small quanities with great care at your own risk.

Lord Eldreth Joaman, sylvan empath and creator of Death-Rum

Category SimuCon 2002 (4)
Topic GemStone III Discussions (5)
By CELTAR from PLAY.NET (I am as good as you think I am)
On May 28, 2002 at 17:49
Message Re: Helga's at the Hilton (472)

have someone check IDs and issue wristbands.

no wristband.... no drink

I'd be flattered, but if the slight grey in my beard and the side of my hair doesn't give me away as near double the min drinking age, then nothing will. <Grin> That and if you also know how to look at someone, you can usually tell their age within a couple years.

I used to pull that trick of with women when I was in the military years ago. The hands, around the eyes, the neck, hair line..etc alot of ways to tell someones general age.

But I agree that we do not want those who hold this to get into trouble. Though I do not agree with the drinking age and am spoiled that I was drinking legally at the age of 18. Also the decade spent in europe showed me that only in the states do we have such an uptight outlooks on drinking and sex for that matter, were either a problem.

Anyhow end of my ramble, I wouldn't want to see Jon and anyone else who's organizing this get into trouble.

Btw for my ID check I require a pretty lass to reach down my jeans and get said ID. ;>

Jim, mister innocent.

*****

Category SimuCon 2002 (4)
Topic GemStone III Discussions (5)
By PRESTIUS from PLAY.NET (One P to Rule Them All)
On May 28, 2002 at 18:00
Subject Re: Helga's at the Hilton (473)
<< >>
>> have someone check IDs and issue wristbands. <<
As far as ID's go, we'll probably limit entry to Helga's at the Hilton to those with valid ID only. Certainly Simucon:The Fallen is sensitive to the underage drinking issue and will be following a zero tolerance stance.

Sorry Jim, a needle in a haystack is NOT a valid form of ID.
-jon
Member - SC:TF

ALIEN URINE SAMPLE

Category SimuCon 2002 (4)
Topic General Discussion (2)
By ASINETH from PLAY.NET
On Jun 14, 2002 at 18:22
Message Re: SimuCon 2002 (1359)

-->That reminds me. What the heck was *in* that darker green drink you let me have?! I still don't know if I even liked it, or if I was just drinking it to try to figure out what was in it...

If it had the 99 Bananas like it was supposed to, it'd be an Alien Urine Sample, my favourite girlie drink. They didn't make it right, though... typically, it would have been yellow at the bottom and green in the middle, with a thin layer of blue on top.

Here's the real "recipe"..

Half of it is Midori, Malibu, Peach Schnapps and Creme de Banana. Fill the rest of the way with a "splash" of soda and float Blue Curocao.

And all that equals yum.

So... what you were trying to guess at was the Midori, Malibu, Schnapps and Blue Curocao, which is a half-ass drink.

I'll come up with something else for you to guess at by next Simucon. ;)

Jen (plays games)